So I have this project at work that I am having to take over that I do not love. Not only is it just not something that excites me, but its also coming in crazy late. In the world of market research, getting results late is a major sin. And why is it so late? Well I could go into a long winded explanation that only another market researcher would follow (and that no one really cares about) but basically it boils down to the fact that the data collection in the Nordic markets, particularly Sweden, is taking FOR-E-VER. And I am not thrilled about this one bit.
So I began to threaten to boycott all things Swedish and Nordic. You know, if my crazy conservative coworker could refuse to drink French wine because of the whole war thing, then surely I could give up imported salmon or whatever, right? (I am mean I like French wine way more than smoked salmon!) So, I began to consider what I would have to give up...
- Saab and Volvo - done
- Swedish Meatballs - yeah, I can skip those. I mean the sauce is yummy, but no problem.
- The Swedish Chef - I find him endearing, so its a bit sad, but okay
- Absolut - hmmm... I think I can manage
- ABBA - I seriously love singing along to my Mamma Mia soundtrack and I still love the movie Muriel's Wedding with its awesome ABBA soundtrack. But this one I could maybe give up for a bit...
- IKEA - I found a couch and some tables I love at IKEA... giving those up would be HARD. This boycott is not looking good
- Alexander Skarsgard - I love Eric & True Blood and sorry, this is not negotiable.
So despite all my tough talk (for all of a day there) the ban is over as of Sunday, when I go to IKEA to look at couches and then watch Eric and Sookie... heck, I might even eat some Swedish meatballs while at IKEA. I am so weak.